If you would prefer to discuss it aloud, I would be more than happy to take notes. Here, you may keep that copy as a guideline, [she says, and from somewhere behind her ear--the uptwist of her hair, perhaps?--she draws a pen. She flips over the page on the top of the stack and poises her hand for writing.]

And truly, I doubt you will be as much of an outlier as you suspect. There has been quite the variety of answers.